Wednesday, March 28, 2007


I am officially boycotting summer! There are many reasons for boycotting summer. The first reason, it is so incredibly hot in Kansas that your clothes stick to all parts of your body. You begin to sweat right after you get out of the shower. In fact, sometimes I am unsure as to what I am towelling off. Another valid reason for boycotting summer is that Kansas is landlocked, no water to cool off in. Of course, there are lakes, but they are brown and we are forced to use them for our water supply. Plus, there is always that shark factor, you know what I mean. Of course, there are rivers, but they are brown and frequently have bodies floating in them and I don't mean for a leisurely float either. Another reason that I don't like summer is that I don't like the sun. I will wear a hat and cover my entire my body in clothes and sunscreen, all of which adds to that sweat factor. Very unpleasant. Therefore, I am appealing to Nancy Pelosi to sign some kind of Congressional veto to end summer. Maybe she can huff and puff and blow it away with all of her hot air.


Your Man said...

You are very brave with that Pelosi comment - you know they are watching our every move...for God's sake, Al Gore invented the Internet, you don't think he knows how to spy on us with it?!

Aaron Lenentine said...

If anyone can do it, Pelosi can! I have an idea, they should write the Anti-Summer bill and attach a "Get Out of Iraq Free" section where we officially give up and loose on purpose! Sounds good.

Listen, your problems are easily solved. MOVE THE CRAP AWAY FROM NO-MAN'S LAND AND BRING BACK THE BABIES! We have water, it's not too cold and not too hot, and even though it costs $17.6 million annually to live here, it's worth it since we all love and miss you!!